Friday, July 4, 2008

NNN: Racist lawmaker arrives

NECROMUNDUS - Jesse Helms, a prominent 20th Century legislator with racist leanings, materialized in Necromundus early this morning.

He was promptly hugged by two demons, one angel, and a hairy green dwarf.

Said Helms: "Get this damnable lump off my leg!"

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