NECROMUNDUS - Former Chicago mob boss Al Capone is offering tax preparation services in the wake of news that assessments are forthcoming in the afterlife.
"I know a thing or two about a thing or two when it comes to taxes," Capone told the Necromundus News Network. "I'd hate to see anything bad, y'know, happen to people who think they got a better handle on it, if ya catch my meaning."
Capone intends to open an office not far from the city center to provide his services.
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