WHISPERWOOD HOLD, CATARACT - King Lionel Trueguard, ruler of the realm of Cataract, may bid on inventor Thomas Edison's offer to provide electricity to realms that are (in Edison's words) "technological Cro-Magnons."
"I'm not entirely certain what a Cro-Magnon is," King Trueguard said, "but I am given to understand that it is rather unsavory and cretinous. Therefore, I cannot allow the good people of Cataract to be portrayed in this fashion."
Edison is entertaining bids from all realms, but seems especially interested in dragging places like Whisperwood out of the age of pitch-smeared torches and smoky oil lanterns.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment